I'm a fucking princess, and you're a fucking peasant. || I can't be fixed, and I don't care to be saved ☠ ||

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

i did a push up why am i still fat

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths